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We have three levels of service and pricing

FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! - That's right, Free. You get our famous* service, and we'll throw in some Viagra too. You may ask how we can survive when we lose money on every transaction. It's simple. Volume.

Our Special Thrifty Bargain - Low priced but worth every penny. We will pretend to provide tech support. You'll get our legendary** services at a price that almost any organization can afford.

The Premier Plan - Our best service***. Well all that and more can be ours if you choose this plan. This is the best of the best. You get a dedicated DSL line to our offshore servers, where we will take your payment. We may be available for email tech support, and your members may still want to be affiliated with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

* We'll come for your soul in 6 months or so and we will be selling your membership list on every cdrom that we can get our hands on.

** We'll come for your soul in 12 months or so and we will be selling your membership list on every cdrom that we can get our hands on.

*** We'll come for your soul in 24 months or so and we will be selling your membership list on every cdrom that we can get our hands on.

 

 

 

 

 

 




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